Someone please wake me when this whole Anna Nicole Smith stuff is over.

I turned on the TV this afternoon to watch Fox News. At first, I thought the station on the TV was a broadcast network with a soap opera. Silly me, it was a soap opera, all right. It was the hearing for custody of Anna Nicole Smith's body. It's just a real-life episode of "As the Stomach Churns". I'll see what's on the Golf Channel.